Some I’ve Made Up and Actually Remember,
Some I’ve Overheard or Stolen*
Melty: This was used on “Coupling” by that curly-headed cute guy, Jeff, in conjunction with the word Man. You can figure it out. Works in other places, such as when you have tea and cheese together, as my eldest child can attest** (she even uses the word "melty")
Adultable(s, plural): This could be a beverage, an event, a toy for those who know about those toy-enhanced possibilities, or whatever a person needs when they’ve had enough of the under-18s in their lives.
Procrastenabling: When you repeatedly put off reminding your significant other of all the things that were on the "Today" list promised to you several Todays ago, just to see if he spontaneously starts doing them out of nowhere. You know that's not happening.
This belongs here because I say so: The only reason to get a person’s name tattooed on you is if his name is Dan; then when you break up or he dies, you can change it to Damn. (My Rachel's husband, Dan, gets the credit on this one)
Nouner: like a nooner but with definitive sweet nothings whispered by both parties … this was rejected by Words With Friends (WWF) so not sure if it’s a sign ...
Danfuey: This just should be a word. Was rejected by WWF as well. Could be used for the stuff Dan gets up to when his grandchildren are around or when used in verb format when one needs a certain tattoo revised.
Obviate: The very first word any friend of mine found that I couldn’t use properly in a sentence, never mind give a meaning for. He’s the first person ever to do that, and he did it without even trying, before he even knew the significance. He just used it in a sentence. And I had to ask. Yes, I did. But now I know. It's a new favorite word, allowing me to obviate some of the old favorites.
Gloreo: a cookie you sneak into church.
Validating: when you have to be dating to have a sense of yourself. If so, I suggest an adultable.
Fidope: when you think your dog acts stupid. Because dogs don't ever act stupid (you know I am right), so, really, it's you. Think about it. Shall we call you Fi for short?
Pirony: when you name a pie after an event or person in your life. Like in the movie “Waitress.” I'm going to begin practicing pirony. Watch out, neighbors and friends.
*Giving credit where credit is thought to be due
**Related post: http://yourothermom01.blogspot.com/2010/05/white-american-cheese-sliced-thin-but.html
