Is it just me?
Reebok Easytone
“Tones key leg muscles by using balance pods in the shoes to create natural instability with every step.”
Instability? Really? I picture people looking like those clowns we used to love knocking over as kids. And Weebles. They wobble. No wonder your leg muscles and bum start looking toned; you’re trying to keep from falling over without anybody seeing.
Chase Sapphire
The wife shows off a new dress; husband smiles but wants to say, “What a piece of crap dress you bought, why don’t you just take it off?” Then he finds out she spent all their credit card points on this ugly dress without even consulting him, when clearly he was thinking, “Vacation!” I’m with the husband. Shut up, thoughtless woman, and take off the damn dress.
Dove Nutrium Essentials Nutrients Body Wash
Does the name sound like the ingredients have a whole lot to do with rats to anybody besides me?
